PikaCHU

"What even is a quote. What even goes here, no really."

PikaCHU is a rare and exotic creature found only in certain parts of South America-- near hunted to extinction, your typical wild PikaCHU typically emits a high pitched chirp as her form of communication, in an attempt to fool you into trusting her harmless and cute appearance before going for the throat. She enjoys doodling her escapades and various use of DEADLY POISONS that she intends to use on her loved ones, luring in victims with her cuteness, and reading about the idiotic pursuits of fictional asians pursuing jerkass love interests for the sake of keeping a steady supply of lulz. She is a character in the epic tale called "Life" in which she, like most of us is a minor character. You just can't win that main role.

General Characteristics of This Dangerous Species of PikaCHU

 * Name: PikaCHU
 * Also Known As: Chu, Bethy, Yume, Chupacabra, Jersey Devil, And Girl Adolf.
 * Gender: The Wild PikaCHU is so feminine her intimidating bust could knock down Mt.Everest. Dolly Parton stares on in Envious rage.
 * Sexual Orientation: Unknown. Possibly Heterosexual.

Physical Details the Wild PikaCHU Uses to Lure in Potential Victims

 * Height: 5' 3' The wild PikaCHU uses this to convince you she is harmless and convince you to tower over her so she can more easily aim for your throat.
 * Weight: The wild PikaCHU changes her weight based on the preferences of her victim. She can read minds to know this. Caution should always be taken.
 * Hair Color: Dark Brown. The Wild PikaCHU is vain, and will change her hair color frequently.
 * Eye Color: Hazel. They also have mind control powers. Stare at them. All Glory to the PikaCHU. You know you want to.
 * Skin Tone: The Wild PikaCHU does not glow in the dark such as SeaKINI. However, she does not wish to. It would make her location too easy to pinpoint.

Mysterious Tactics and Antics of the Terrifying PikaCHU
The wild PikaCHU is too mysterious to understand, and too terrifying to question.

Various Interests Pursued Religiously By Your Wild PikaCHU
The wild PikaCHU's interests are so vague and mysterious, they are vague and mysterious to the PikaCHU herself. However there are a few key points to remember when trying to placate one from eating your face off;
 * Throw a shojo manga at the wild PikaCHU and she will possibly stop to read it (or simply attack you with it instead)
 * Place a pencil and paper close by and the wild PikaCHU will possibly stop to draw (or simply attack you with the pencil instead)
 * Serenade the PikaCHU with songs of sweet sorrow and she will possibly stop to listen (or simply attack you if you sound terrible)
 * Create lulzy drama for the PikaCHU to possibly feed off of (or feed the PikaCHU real food, she'd become rather docile then too)

Pages Possibly Related to the Wild PikaCHU
PikaCHU's OCs